Need Bisaya Translated into English Facebook Post

Hi! Im new here comming here for help.  Someone recently started slandering me and attacking me on facebook and started up a group against me that is bisaya based.  I dont want to bring drama around this forum.. but could someone be willing to translate what is being said about me? Thanks!
Here it is:
Hah? Do' wa ko mangankon nga ako usa ka pari o mananambal. Ka gamay baya nimo ug pangutok. Maayo kay nidapig ka sa yawa. Kadako sa iyang kalipay inig abot sa imong kamatayon. Wala siguro ka'y lingaw diha no? Bantug ra na gibuwagan ka sa imong kabit. Ug samot nabwisit imong kinabuhi no? MAYRA! MERESE! Kung mamatay man gani ka, wala'y tawong modu-aw sa imong haya. Mamatay ka ug mag-inusara!! Kasabot ka? lol..
 

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  What? Man, I'm not

 

What? Man, I'm not claiming to be a priest or a doctor/healer. You got a very narrow-mind. Good for you, you conive with the devil. The devil would be so happy on your death. Don't you have anything else to do? That could be the reason why your mistress broke up with you and made your life miserable. Good for you! If you'll die soon, no one will ever visit on your funeral. You will die alone. Do you understand? lol...

MAYRA and MERESE are synonyms. sarcastic way of saying Good for you. 

Do' is a pronoun used for males.

I hope you were able to comprehend.

 

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